[{"TitleName":"Mr. Weems and the She Vampires","Publisher":"Piranha","Author":"Simon Dunstan","YearOfRelease":"1987","ZxDbId":"0003311","Reviews":[{"Issue":{"Name":"Crash Issue 41, Jun 1987","Price":"£1","ReleaseDate":"1987-05-28","Editor":"Roger Kean","TotalPages":132,"HasCoverTape":false,"FlannelPanel":"Editor: Roger Kean\r\nAssistant Editor: Ciaran Brennan\r\nStaff Writers: Lloyd Mangram, Richard Eddy, Ian Phillipson\r\nAdventure Editor: Derek Brewster\r\nStrategy Editor: Philippa Irving\r\nTech Tipster: Simon Goodwin\r\nContributing Writers: Jon Bates, Brendon Kavanagh, John Minson\r\nProduction Controller: David Western\r\nArt Director: Gordon Druce\r\nIllustrator: Oliver Frey\r\nProduction: Tony Lorton, Mark Kendrick, Tim Croton, Seb Clare\r\nProcess and Planning: Matthew Uffindell, Jonathan Rignall, Nick Orchard\r\nPhotography: Cameron Pound, Michael Parkinson\r\nAdvertisement Manager: Roger Bennett\r\nAdvertisement Assistant: Nick Wild\r\nSubscriptions: Denise Roberts\r\nMail Order: Carol Kinsey\r\n\r\nEditorial and Production: [redacted]\r\n\r\nMail Order and Subscriptions: [redacted]\r\n\r\nADVERTISING\r\nBookings [redacted]\r\n\r\nPrinted in England by Carlisle Web Offset, [redacted] - member of the BPCC Group.\r\n\r\nDistributed by COMAG, [redacted]\r\n\r\nNo material may be reproduced whole or in part without written consent of the copyright holders. We cannot undertake to return any written material sent to CRASH Magazine unless accompanied by a suitably stamped addressed envelope. Unsolicited written or photo material which may be used in the magazine is paid for at our current rates.\r\n\r\n©1987 Newsfield Limited\r\n\r\nCover by Oliver Frey"},"MainText":"Producer: Piranha\r\nRetail Price: £7.95\r\nAuthor: Ram Jam\r\n\r\nVampire hunting isn't everyone's idea of a hobby, but Mr Weems thinks that it's a pretty good way of passing the time. With this in mind he sets out to kill the Great She Vampire.\r\n\r\nHaving entered her mansion, Mr Weems discovers that it's a six-level, flick screen complex of corridors and rooms with locked doors. Collected keys unlock them, but there are hidden doors as well, and magic transporter blocks.\r\n\r\nOn each level Weems encounters bat-infested coffins and pots, lumbering, but stupid Frankenstein monsters, and menacing she vampires with street smarts. If they bump him in the night, they give Weems amnesia. Should his blood count ever fall to zero he succumbs to death, but Weems can turn vampire himself and replenish his blood levels by picking up the blood bottles he finds on his adventure. He can also pop a smart-garlic pill to give himself a short-term immunity to others' bloodsucking attentions.\r\n\r\nNot content with merely smelling like a French chef, Weems also totes a garlic-firing gun with almost limitless cloves; there are also garlic bombs to be picked up en route to. When used, these remove offending creeps rom the show, but are ineffective when the ultimate level is reached. Points are awarded for each creature creamed, and when all bloodsuckers have been removed from each room, coffins can be destroyed, a point being given for every one blasted.\r\n\r\nOn reaching the ultimate level, our be-garlicked vampire enthusiast finds the Great She-Vampire's penthouse lair. There he can kill her at his leisure, but only if he has acquired the secret weapons - a stake, a mallet, a mega-garlic piece, a mirror and crucifix - contained within boxes on each of the levels. Once collected these are shown on screen.\r\n\r\nIf he manages to despatch the Great She-Vampire, Weems must make like Seb Coe and leave the vampire-ridden mansion before her enraged minions can seek him out - but if that's what you like doing for a hobby, Bon Apetit.\r\n\r\nCOMMENTS\r\n\r\nControl keys: definable, up/down, left/right, smart-garlic and garlic bomb needed\r\nJoystick: Kempston, Interface 2\r\nUse of colour: very bright surrounds to a largely monochromatic playing area\r\nGraphics: often extremely busy and sometimes confusing\r\nSound: above average\r\nSkill levels: one\r\nScreens: six levels of flick screens","ReviewerComments":["I was a little surprised to see this in the In Tray, as there has been none of the usual Piranha hype surrounding. Despite strong Gauntlet overtones (which I've seen all to often recently), Mr Weems proves to be a playable game, marred only by its difficulty and less than slick presentation. Along with most Gauntletesque games the graphics can get messy, and confusing when there's a lot happening on screen. This does affect gameplay somewhat if you're playing on a colour TV (but then again, turning the colour down at times of panic shouldn't be too much of a strain)...\r\r\nBen Stone","Here's a pleasant enough Gauntlet derivative. The graphics are fine; though the bespectacled Weems looks out of place in a game that seems to demand warriors and wizards. Ho hum. As far as playability goes, there's a good bit there, but I'm afraid lastability is limited - I got bored after only the second level. This, in a game costing as much as Mr Weems, is too little playing time. Overpriced, but a fun play.\r\r\nMike Dunn","I found Mr Weems to be a most enjoyable game. Its only flaw being the graphics. Due to the high amount of detail used, they very easily appear messy on the screen - often quite indistinguishable. Colour is well used however, despite, being mainly monochromatic, and the flick screen idea is a sensible choice, as a scrolling play area would have ruined it. Nonetheless, Mr Weems is fun to play, even though it's another on the well-worn Gauntlet path. Asking the full wack for a re-hash of an older game puts its value for money down quite a bit.\r\nPaul Sumner"],"OverallSummary":"General Rating: Effective enter and destroy game of reasonable addicitivity, slightly spoiled by over-busy graphics.","Page":"104,105","Denied":false,"Award":"Not Awarded","Reviewers":[{"Name":"Ben Stone","Score":"","ScoreSuffix":""},{"Name":"Mike Dunn","Score":"","ScoreSuffix":""},{"Name":"Paul Sumner","Score":"","ScoreSuffix":""}],"ScreenshotText":[],"BlurbText":[],"TranscriptBy":"Chris Bourne","ReviewScores":[{"Header":"Presentation","Score":"59%","Text":""},{"Header":"Graphics","Score":"63%","Text":""},{"Header":"Playability","Score":"67%","Text":""},{"Header":"Addictive Qualities","Score":"62%","Text":""},{"Header":"Value For Money","Score":"57%","Text":""},{"Header":"Overall","Score":"64%","Text":""}],"CompilationReviewScores":[]},{"Issue":{"Name":"Your Sinclair Issue 20, Aug 1987","Price":"£1.5","ReleaseDate":"1987-07-09","Editor":"Teresa Maughan","TotalPages":98,"HasCoverTape":false,"FlannelPanel":"Editor: Teresa Maughan\r\nArt Editor: Peter George\r\nProduction Editor: Sara Biggs\r\nTechnical Editor: Phil South\r\nSoftware Editor: Marcus Berkmann\r\nDesigner: Darrell King\r\nEditorial Assistant: Angela Eager\r\nContributors: Audrey Bishop, Owen Bishop, Richard Blaine, Chris Donald, Mike Gerrard, Ian Hoare, Gwyn Hughes, ZZKJ, Cliff Joseph, Tony Lee, John O'Molly, Rick Robson, Peter Shaw, Rachael Smith\r\nAdvertisement Manager: Mark Salmon\r\nAdvertisement Executive: Julian Harriott\r\nProduction Manager: Sonia Hunt\r\nManaging Editor: Kevin Cox\r\nPublisher: Roger Munford\r\nPublishing Director: Stephen England\r\n\r\nPublished by Dennis Publishing Ltd, [redacted] Company registered in England.\r\nTypesetters: Carlinpoint [redacted]\r\nReproduction: Graphic Ideas, London\r\nPrinters: Chase Web Offset [redacted]\r\nDistribution: Seymour Press [redacted]\r\n\r\nAll material in Your Sinclair ©1987 Felden Productions, and may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the written consent of the publishers. Your Sinclair is a monthly publication."},"MainText":"Piranha\n£7.95\nReviewer: Tony Lee\n\nHaving had enough of vampire jokes (my brother was always prone to Christopher Lee ones) it was with great reluctance that I accepted this. Was it courage? Was it trepidation? No, it was the Ed saying \"Oh grow up you twonk, it's only a game!\" Taking no chances, however, I loaded the program armed with a steak, garlic and some seasoning on the side. (Steak? Are you sure about this? Ed.) But I ate these before starting the game. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw something at the window, and as the window started to open I felt something creeping up my...\n\nWhoops! Sorry about that, I got a bit carried away. Mr Weems And The She-Vampires is a Gauntlet-style game by the RamJam Corporation, the company responsible for such games as Valkyrie 17, Panzadrome and Explorers. It's mainly single coloured, with flip screen instead of scrolling, which would surely have ruined the colours had there been any.\n\nYou control the bespectacled Mr Weems as he travels through six levels picking up various things and wiping out everyone in his way. He's supplied with a garlic gun, so he can dish out exorcisms St Rambo-style, and a garlic pill which makes him immune from attack for a while. He can also turn vampy himself, and his strength is restored by various blood bottles littered around the complex. Garlic bombs kill everything within a certain radius, but not the big She-V herself, oh no. For that you need a mallet and a stake (Rare or well done? Ed), a cross, a mirror and a very large piece of garlic. These are dumped around the six levels, and are usually well guarded. Once the She-Vampire's been scratched out, you have to skedaddle fast, before her minions catch on that something is wrong and go out (literally) for your blood.\n\nWeems is good fun, even if its colour scheme occasionally strains the peepers. It's very much in a well-worn formula, and so slightly overpriced, but if you have a taste for blood, it might be a game to get your teeth into!","ReviewerComments":[],"OverallSummary":"A nifty chasearound in the Gauntlet mould. Fast, furious and heavy on the garlic.","Page":"64","Denied":false,"Award":"Not Awarded","Reviewers":[{"Name":"Tony Lee","Score":"7","ScoreSuffix":"/10"}],"ScreenshotText":[],"BlurbText":[],"TranscriptBy":"Chris Bourne","ReviewScores":[{"Header":"Graphics","Score":"7/10","Text":""},{"Header":"Playability","Score":"8/10","Text":""},{"Header":"Value For Money","Score":"7/10","Text":""},{"Header":"Addictiveness","Score":"8/10","Text":""},{"Header":"Overall","Score":"7/10","Text":""}],"CompilationReviewScores":[]},{"Issue":{"Name":"Sinclair User Issue 63, Jun 1987","Price":"£1","ReleaseDate":"1987-05-18","Editor":"David Kelly","TotalPages":116,"HasCoverTape":false,"FlannelPanel":"Editor: David Kelly\r\nDeputy Editor: Graham Taylor\r\nStaff Writer: Jim Douglas\r\nStaff Writer: Tamara Howard\r\nArt Editor: Gareth Jones\r\nAdventure Help: Gordo Greatbelly\r\nZapchat: Jon Riglar\r\nHelpline: Andrew Hewson\r\nContributors: Richard Price, Andy Moss, Gary Rook\r\nHardware Correspondent: Rupert Goodwins\r\nAdvertisement Manager: Louise Fanthorpe\r\nDeputy Advertisement Manager: Mike Corr\r\nProduction Assistant: Alison Morton\r\nAdvertisement Secretary: Linda Everest\r\nSubscriptions Manager: Carl Dunne\r\nPublisher: Terry Pratt\r\n\r\nTelephone [redacted]\r\n\r\nSinclair User is published monthly by EMAP Business & Computer Publications\r\n\r\nCover Illustration: John Higgins\r\n\r\nTypeset by PRS Ltd, [redacted]\r\nPrinted by Nene River Press, [redacted]\r\nDistributed by EMAP Publications Ltd.\r\n\r\n©Copyright 1986 Sinclair User ISSN No 0262-5458\r\n\r\nABC 90,215 July-Dec 1985"},"MainText":"Label: Piranha\r\nAuthor: RamJam\r\nPrice: £8.99\r\nJoystick: various\r\nMemory: 48K/128K\r\nReviewer: Graham Taylor\r\n\r\nThe Astonishing Adventures of Mr Weems and the She Vampires has been through a few marketing changes recently. The game, by RamJam, was originally going to be sold for around about £5 by a mystery company, with all the instructions you needed to make as many copies as you wanted. The idea being you would send the company, as a matter of honour a quid or so on every one you distributed. The game at that time was known as Mr Weems and the Sex Vampires. This was a bizarre idea and didn't make it too far, past the twelve bottles of Pils in the pub stage. Now the game, under its new title, is to be sold by Piranha for £8.95. This is a more conventional plan.\r\n\r\nThe game is yet another Gauntlet. This is not so bad because nobody else is selling a Gauntlet variant this week so the game might do OK. The setting even looks like the stoney alley ways and mazes of Gauntlet only the deadly weebles being different. In this case you get a pudgy bespectacled bank manager as hero and assorted horror film bit part actors as the bad guys (and girls as it happens).\r\n\r\nMr Weems runs around firing his rather pathetic garlic bullets at everything in sight except - keys (to get through doors. dummy!), blood (restores energy), Garlic Bombs (blow everything on screen away), smart Garlic (gives Weems temporary immunity) and the assorted vital objects that you need to collect in order to kill the Great She Vampire on the final screen. If you manage to kill all the bloodsuckers on a screen you get to start blowing up coffins - which is fun.\r\n\r\nThere are a few secret exits to be found, a few transporters to shunt you about and the only really significant difference between levels is the colour. The effect of the garlic bomb is, however, pretty impressive - serious flashing. Different monsters require more or less garlic hits - this is strategy of sorts.\r\n\r\nGraphically Mr Weems is OK, though the way the screen flips between sections is a bit crummy. The only real problem is that the large number of small (but detailed) graphics makes the screen look pretty confusing - you better make sure your TV is well tuned in. Ours wasn't and caused much heartbreak and I shot keys and smart Garlic a plenty.\r\n\r\nThe game isn't going to win any awards, but Mr Weems is a perfectly adequate Gauntlet variant, at £5.00 it would have been quite a bargain. As it is it gets a definite maybe for those not yet weary...","ReviewerComments":[],"OverallSummary":"Gauntlet variant with horror figure and Garlic. Nicely executed, suffers from being one of a dozen or so similar titles.","Page":"28,29","Denied":false,"Award":"Not Awarded","Reviewers":[{"Name":"Graham Taylor","Score":"3","ScoreSuffix":"/5"}],"ScreenshotText":[],"BlurbText":[],"TranscriptBy":"Chris Bourne","ReviewScores":[{"Header":"Overall","Score":"3/5","Text":""}],"CompilationReviewScores":[]}]}]